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I got some of these in an email and some on my own. Have fun! Try to figure some of these out(hint: read from the beginning all the way to the end):

  1. Why do people go up to the tops of skyscrapers and put money into binoculars to just look back at the ground again?
  2. Why are important people considered assassinated, while just normal people are considered murdered?
  3. When you go to heaven, will you be wearing the same clothes that you were buried in for eternity?
  4. Why do we buy pizza that is round, but comes in a square box?
  5. Why did we put man on the moon before wheels on luggage?
  6. Why do people use the term "sleep like a baby" when babies only sleep for two hours (or in some cases, only a half hour and scream for the other one and a half) =D
  7. If a deaf person goes to a trial, is it still called a hearing?
  8. Why can you be IN a movie, but ON the screen or the TV?
  9. Why do toasters have a setting that burns a piece of bread into a piece of toast that is burnt badly, which no sane human would eat?
  10. If the professor in Gilligan's Island make a radio out of coconut, how come he couldn't fix a hole in his boat?
  11. If corn oil comes from corn, vegetable oil from vegetables, where does baby oil come from?
  12. If electricity comes from some electrons, does morality come from some morons?
  13. Do the "ABC's song" and "Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star" have the same tune?
  14. Why did you just try that out?
  15. Why do dogs get mad when you blow in your face, but they stick their head out the window when you go for a car ride?
  16. Do you wonder why you ever read this or came to this site in the first place? :P