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I got some of these in an email and some on my own. Have fun! Try to figure some of these out(hint: read from the beginning all the way to the end):
- Why do people go up to the tops of skyscrapers and put money into binoculars to just look back at the ground again?
- Why are important people considered assassinated, while just normal people are considered murdered?
- When you go to heaven, will you be wearing the same clothes that you were buried in for eternity?
- Why do we buy pizza that is round, but comes in a square box?
- Why did we put man on the moon before wheels on luggage?
- Why do people use the term "sleep like a baby" when babies only sleep for two hours (or in some cases, only a half hour and scream for the other one and a half) =D
- If a deaf person goes to a trial, is it still called a hearing?
- Why can you be IN a movie, but ON the screen or the TV?
- Why do toasters have a setting that burns a piece of bread into a piece of toast that is burnt badly, which no sane human would eat?
- If the professor in Gilligan's Island make a radio out of coconut, how come he couldn't fix a hole in his boat?
- If corn oil comes from corn, vegetable oil from vegetables, where does baby oil come from?
- If electricity comes from some electrons, does morality come from some morons?
- Do the "ABC's song" and "Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star" have the same tune?
- Why did you just try that out?
- Why do dogs get mad when you blow in your face, but they stick their head out the window when you go for a car ride?
- Do you wonder why you ever read this or came to this site in the first place? :P
